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Donc

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Posted - 12/17/2007 :  18:33:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm a newby to the site, to forgive me if this is something often discussed. Is there a detailed list of the items in Higbee's window? It's one of my goals in life to recreat it.
Is there a transcript of what the old man says when he's fighting the furnace?
Thanks!!

poetxpress

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Posted - 12/12/2008 :  12:50:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
My wife and I transcribed this last night as best we could (what a challenge!):

Round 1:

Its a clinker! Grr, that blasted stupid furnace.

Dad gummit! God dammed skates.

Oh for cripes sakes open up the damper will ya! Who the hell turned it all the way down...again!

AUGH, blast it!

You blurt rattle trash camel flirt, you blawter prattle sheet gerbil!

Omma bomb sack botta saratta, bottom cotta botta rotta!

Billy wam wadger! Drop dom fraud hostical!


Round 2:

You filthy system, Ive had it!

You smelly one buster bragum prognostical fipher!

You platypus nascaratha!

You bart mundane noodle!

You shotten shifta pastamat!

You snort tonga laymunga snappa sal kahkah!
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sleepyhollow77

USA
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Posted - 12/12/2008 :  12:53:12  Show Profile  Send sleepyhollow77 an AOL message  Reply with Quote
how many times did you have to listen to to translate?
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oldschoolpaulie

USA
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Posted - 12/15/2008 :  23:45:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Furnace Battle #1: "AH, BLASTED! YOU TWO BLURT RATTLE FLAT CAMEL FLIRT. YOU BLOTTA BRATTLE BEAST JERKOFF BRAT. STANA ONCE SAT BRADA, FRADA RADA RADA... (Older Ralphie chimes in here)... SMELLY WOMP WUSSLER. DRAB DUMB FRATIN' HOUSTICAL FIFER!

End scene.

Changing the tire scene: "HAHAHA! AHHH, ONE, TWO, THERE WE GO! YOU OLD SON OF A GUN, GETCHA MOT DIRTY MONG BLING BLING BLANG BLANG..THERE WE GO AND...! (Ralphie's hand smashes into the hubcap holding the bolts).

End scene.

Final Furnace Battle (#2): "YOU FILTHY PISTON HELCKIN! YOU WHIP MAUKER, SMELLY WOMP BUSTER. GRAB DUMB FRATIN' HOUSTICAL FIFER! (COUGH, COUGH) YOU BLADDER PUSSKNOT GRAP AH. YOU DORTIN DONOBADO. YOU WART MUNDANE NOODLE! YOU SCHOTTIN SHISKIFASKAFA. YOU SNORT TUNGER, LAY MONGER SNACKA SHA COCKER! (Leg lamp smashes, Mr. Parker walks upstairs.)

End scene.


"SONSABI*@HES!!!BUMPASSES!!!!!!!"
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